In a world where everyone’s identifying as something, why not choose the only label that truly matters? With our "I Identify as Caffeine" unisex tee, you can finally cut through the noise and make your priorities clear: coffee is life. Whether it’s a bold espresso, creamy latte, or that third cup of cold brew, this shirt declares what fuels you.
Let’s face it—life’s too short for pointless labels when caffeine is the ultimate personality trait. "I Identify as Caffeine" pokes fun at the absurdity of trying to fit into a box when all you really need is another cup of joe. It’s perfect for those who thrive on coffee, sarcasm, and a bit of caffeine-fueled rebellion.
Top Features
Premium Quality: Made from soft, durable materials for coffee-fueled comfort.
Fabric:
Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, breathable feel.
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester for added durability.
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton for a sleek, modern vibe.
Durable Design: Double-stitched hems and sleeves for long-lasting wear.
Comfortable Fit: Regular fit with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for all-day ease.
No Center Crease: Quarter-turned fabric to keep your style sharp.
Perfect For: Coffee Lovers Who Keep It Real
Caffeine Connoisseurs: Proudly say, "I Identify as Caffeine."
Coffee Culture Fans: Wear your truth, sip your brew.
Label Rebels: Because coffee is the only label that matters.
Delivery Details
Please note that delivery may take 5-12 business days from the time of ordering. So, are you ready to ditch the boxes and embrace your caffeinated truth?
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